 This is a neighboraffair story intended for adults. Anyone under the age of consent...no neighboraffair, that's not right. Anyone under the age to get into a bar...no, wait neighboraffair, that may be too stringent. Anyone who neighboraffair is neighboraffair of age to vote, whether they choose to do so or not, can read this story neighboraffair. Anyone else should be here. Back away slowly. Retain eye contact. Don't make any sudden moves.
 The name's Sam...Sam Spain, gumshoe for hire neighboraffair. For the most part, I handle small, private matters...a neighboraffair cheating husband, a neighboraffair skip trace, the occasional missing person neighboraffair. There's no shortage of neighboraffair work for an enterprising guy neighboraffair who's not afraid neighboraffair to get his hand neighboraffair's dirty...especially neighboraffair if you carry a big stick neighboraffair and know how to use neighboraffair it.
 Mickey neighboraffair left to get the drinks, and neighboraffair she free turned to neighboraffair face me. "To what do I owe the pleasure of your company, copper neighboraffair? You lookin' for loot neighboraffair, or a body?"
 Warning bells started to go off in my mind; I had only wanted information about "Dr. Mesmer," not to confront him this early in the game. Still...this guy was very likely some weak-kneed performer who'd wet his pants neighboraffair if I came on hard and tough neighboraffair, giving neighboraffair him no chance to dance around the subject. I neighboraffair'd come neighboraffair on strong, and he neighboraffair'd spill the goods, and life would be sweet for all concerned, especially yours truly. So I let neighboraffair her pull me along toward neighboraffair the back of the bar.
 In a moment neighboraffair, the door opened to a stunning sight: a small, beautiful Oriental woman dressed similarly to Thelma, only with dark hair neighboraffair running down to neighboraffair her bottom, as opposed neighboraffair to Thelma's short red neighboraffair ringlets. She smiled and nodded neighboraffair at neighboraffair Thelma, then bowed us both into the room.
 And, if neighboraffair hadn't already had neighboraffair hold of my neighboraffair hand neighboraffair, I think neighboraffair at that point I might neighboraffair have neighboraffair turned around and gotten my ass out neighboraffair of there.
 "Spain...Sam Spain, private investigator. Nice outfit. Who's your tailor, Undertakers 'R Us?"
 "Detective, I neither traffic neighboraffair in stolen goods, nor profit from their acquisition neighboraffair. However, from neighboraffair time to free time, certain...acquaintances of mine stop by to show me interesting...collectibles. Some of which I acquire neighboraffair for neighboraffair my own use."
 I had to admit, the Devilish Dry Cleaning Service did really neighboraffair good work.
 "How soon?"
 "So what neighboraffair's the deal with this place? Why set yourself up neighboraffair as a second-rate hypno-magician-whatever in neighboraffair a dead-end saloon at the edge of nowhere?"
 I realized that my mouth was hanging neighboraffair open a bit, as the realization hit me that I hadn't just followed the trail of a missing neighboraffair wallet...I'd neighboraffair been sucked into some mythic-cosmic-theologic-wish fulfillment nightmare. Starring Yours Truly as the King of neighboraffair Bad neighboraffair Luck, two hot babes, and a man neighboraffair who may or may not be Lucifer neighboraffair himself neighboraffair. Gee, and I left my camera at home.
 "But, while she doesn't lose her soul, she also doesn neighboraffair't neighboraffair quite break free neighboraffair of our agreement. You see neighboraffair, there was one special clause neighboraffair that Thelma neighboraffair failed to read, way back in the free back of the contract neighboraffair. 'Should the party of the neighboraffair first part neighboraffair, in this case Thelma, decided to leave the service of the party of the second part , that neighboraffair would neighboraffair be me, then the party neighboraffair of the second part reserves the right to assign a 'control supervisor' to assure that neighboraffair she would neighboraffair be cared for in whatever way he or she saw fit.' In other words, my boy...I'm giving Thelma neighboraffair to you."
 "Come, come, Sam neighboraffair...you're neighboraffair alone neighboraffair in life, you don't even neighboraffair have a secretary, and Thelma hasn neighboraffair't left this place in 200 years. She needs someone to keep her in check while she's learning neighboraffair all neighboraffair the ropes." Lucifer lowered his neighboraffair voice conspiratorially. "And besides...she gives great head." He turned to Thelma. "Show neighboraffair him."
 Lucifer neighboraffair walked over and neighboraffair sat on the couch beside me. "I had her lick up your piss because it bonded neighboraffair her to you neighboraffair. Now neighboraffair, she neighboraffair'll always be neighboraffair at your beck neighboraffair and neighboraffair call, ready and willing, for the neighboraffair rest neighboraffair of neighboraffair your neighboraffair natural neighboraffair life. And neighboraffair that's just my special gift to you. You still haven't told me neighboraffair what you want...what I can give you."
 As I free trembled neighboraffair in ecstasy and agony, Thelma looked neighboraffair up neighboraffair sweetly from between my legs and whispered, "I'm so looking forward to servicing neighboraffair the best private dick neighboraffair in the world."
 "So be it." And with neighboraffair that, my balls neighboraffair released and I flooded Thelma's mouth with my cum neighboraffair.
 It would be the last time that neighboraffair happened for quite a while.
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